Orgullo y prejuicio

Una de cal...

We’ve bought you a beer
and we’ve had the camels shampooed
we’ve saved you a spot on the beach
and we’ve got the sharks out of the pool
we got the roos off the green
and Bill’s on his way down to open the front gate
your taxi is waiting
and dinner is about to be served
We turned on the lights
and we’ve been rehearsing for over forty thousand years
so where the bloody hell are you?

...y otra de sosa cáustica

We've packed you a cone
we've got the ethnics off the beach
we've got you some free accommodation
and the dingos are well fed
and our human rights record has been improving for over two hundred years
so where the fucking hell are youse?